dear board of education, 
i am too

World Leaders for REAL Justice


"Straight" and "Heterosexual" are SLURS. Dont let anyone call you anything other than what you are- "NORMAL"

- Mod Vladimir Putin - co-signed by Mod George Bush Jr.

I’m slowly unlearning how to english

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An old picture of my Great Pyrenees, Simone, guarding her sheep


MSL scared of all the bigger players on the ice. Reaches to Nash for solace 

Anonymous asked: what kind of shampoo do you use

actually i use three different shampoos: schwarzkopf bc moisture kick, l’oreal color radiance and garnier fructis nordic hair care pure volume (it’s crap, don’t buy it). sometimes i use marseille soap to wash my hair as well 


appreciation post for those people who aren’t a fan of my team but still follow my blog anyways like bless u for putting up with me


The year is 2956.  The NHL is no longer in existence.  All of the players we know today are dead.  Except for one man who skates on an empty ice rink, refusing to accept reality.

His name is Jaromir Jagr.


*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

i just saw a list of most alcoholic cities in finland and i was surprised why my hometown wasn’t #1 but then i noticed that it wasn’t included in the research 

when will porn blogs stop following me 



female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away


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