dear board of education,
i am too
"Straight" and "Heterosexual" are SLURS. Dont let anyone call you anything other than what you are- "NORMAL"
- Mod Vladimir Putin - co-signed by Mod George Bush Jr.
I’m slowly unlearning how to english
An old picture of my Great Pyrenees, Simone, guarding her sheep
MSL scared of all the bigger players on the ice. Reaches to Nash for solace
actually i use three different shampoos: schwarzkopf bc moisture kick, l’oreal color radiance and garnier fructis nordic hair care pure volume (it’s crap, don’t buy it). sometimes i use marseille soap to wash my hair as well
appreciation post for those people who aren’t a fan of my team but still follow my blog anyways like bless u for putting up with me
The year is 2956. The NHL is no longer in existence. All of the players we know today are dead. Except for one man who skates on an empty ice rink, refusing to accept reality.
His name is Jaromir Jagr.
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
i just saw a list of most alcoholic cities in finland and i was surprised why my hometown wasn’t #1 but then i noticed that it wasn’t included in the research
i get anxiety because idk what will come after postmodernism
when will porn blogs stop following me